I see this bumpersticker almost every day, and in huge letters it says WWJBD? And the first time I passed it I thought sweet, what an awesome philosophy to live by. What would Jack Bauer do? But then when I got closer I realized in smaller letters it said What Would Jimmy Buffet Do?
And for some reason, that really pissed me off. Jimmy Buffet, seriously? Who cares what Jimmy Buffet would do? He's a drunk! That sings about getting drunk and not caring about life! Why would you want to do what he does, which is blow off responsibility?
And now every time I see it, it makes me mad. What would you rather be, America's greatest weapon, one of the sexiest men alive, or.... Jimmy Buffet? It's a stupid bumpersticker and I hate it.
Of course, you could make a couple statements about me based solely off of how much I just ranted about a random bumpersticker that's not even on my car, or the car of anyone I know personally. But that's another post.

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